— EST. 2025 · BIRMINGHAM —

Charlie's
Stag Almanack

A complete record of the cricketing weekend honouring one C. Muzzlewhite, Esq.

16–18 JUL·VITALITY BLAST·FINALS DAY
SECTION 01

Order of Play

The Weekend's Batting Order
  1. FRI15:30

    Arrivals

    Warm-up

    Birmingham — all travelling independently (incl. Rob's lads from Newcastle)

    ▸ TAP FOR ACTION
  2. FRI16:00

    Check In — Kula

    Over 1

    40 Severn Street, Birmingham B1 1GB · Smart casual, no fancy dress. We are a cricket team.

    ▸ TAP FOR ACTION
  3. FRI18:00

    🍽️ Dinner — Turtle Bay Birmingham

    Drinks Break

    Turtle Bay Birmingham. Tab split at the end.

    ▸ Open map
    ▸ TAP FOR ACTION
  4. FRIEvening

    Pub Crawl

    Over 5

    ~5 pubs, Broad Street area. Route TBC — watch this space.

    ▸ TAP FOR ACTION
  5. FRINight

    Broad Street

    Night Session

    Wherever the night takes us.

    ▸ TAP FOR ACTION
  6. SAT09:00

    Breakfast

    2nd Innings

    Venue TBC — fuel up.

    ▸ TAP FOR ACTION
  7. SAT10:00

    Kangaroo Court

    Hearing

    60–90 minutes. Do not be late.

    ▸ TAP FOR ACTION
  8. SAT11:30

    Court Adjourned

    Tea Interval

    Change into robber outfits.

    ▸ TAP FOR ACTION
  9. SAT12:00

    Depart for Edgbaston

    Transfer

    Moving as a group.

    ▸ TAP FOR ACTION
  10. SAT12:30

    Arrive Edgbaston

    MAIN EVENT

    Cricket, beers, handcuff game commences.

    ▸ TAP FOR ACTION
  11. SATEvening

    Back into Brum

    Final Over

    Night out. No prisoners.

    ▸ TAP FOR ACTION
SECTION 02

The Team Sheet

XI vs XI · Randomised every load
HOME SIDE

Birmingham Bouncers

PLAYERS: 11EDGBASTON XI
AWAY SIDE

Charlie's Last Wicket

PLAYERS: 11EDGBASTON XI
SECTION 03

Captain's Briefing

Pre-Match Orders · Read Twice
FROM: THE CAPTAINCONFIDENTIAL
  1. ORDER 01

    Sort a Robber's Outfit

    Cops & robbers is the theme. Your own spin — no rules, no uniform. Just look like you've done something wrong.

  2. ORDER 02

    Submit Your Evidence

    Use the form below to grass on Charlie. All stories must be filed before Friday night. Court convenes at 10am Saturday. Come prepared.

  3. ORDER 03

    Arrive Friday — Ready to Go

    Check-in is 4pm sharp at Kula. Smart casual. We are a cricket team.

SIGNED: C. MUZZLEWHITE (CAPT)EDGBASTON '25
SECTION 04

Grass on Charlie

Evidence Submission Desk · Court Filing Station
CASE FILE
R v. MUZZLEWHITE
EXHIBIT: A–ZDEADLINE: FRI 17 JUL · 23:59
CLERK OF THE COURTALL RISE